The other day, my wife suddenly developed a fever in the middle of the night. - Unfortunately, it was late at night, and the municipal hospital was out of hours. - A middle-aged town doctor said to her wife, who was screaming with a high fever, "Hurry up and put a suppository in your wife to relieve the fever." - To be honest, I didn't feel very comfortable saying, "A male doctor inserts a suppository into my wife's butthole in front of me."